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Devious Journal Entry
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1. had sex?
no
2. bought condoms?
no
3. gotten pregnant?
guy...
4. failed a class?
Once...Inorganic Chemistry...teacher was so vague..jeez
5. kissed a boy?
dad? k , no.
6. kissed a girl?
mom and aunt counts?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
nope.
8. had a job?
Many...
9. slipped on ice?
Almost...
10. missed the school bus?
Few times...
11. left the house without my wallet?
couple times
12. bullied someone on the internet?
Nope but I troll sometimes
13. bought a sex toy?
I'm a guy, I make my own
14. had sex in public?
Virgin
15. played on a sports team?
Not good in a team.
16. smoked weed?
A few times.
17. smoked cigarettes?
Yes, I had a phase
18. smoked a cigar?
Nope.
19. drank alcohol?
yes
20. watched "The Breakfast Club"?
no
22. been underweight?
Maybe
23. had an eating disorder?
iHeck no!
24. been to a wedding?
SERIOUSLY, WTF?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
nope.
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
STAR WARS.
28. been late for work?
Couple times.
29. been late for school?
DUH.
30. kissed in the rain?
nope
31. showered with someone else?
nope..
32. failed my drivers test?
FAIL, is failing to bribe the officer.
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
DUnno, doubt.
34. been outside my home country?
Nope....
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
Small country.
36. had lice?
Doubt, maybe a few times.
37. gotten my heart broken?
Wanting to die isn't close enough
38. had a credit card?
not yet.
39. been to a professional sports game?
I DON"T CARE FOR SPORTS.
40. broken a bone?
Nope OVERPROTECTIVE
41. been unhappy about my weight?
Not really.
42. won a trophy?
Amma BORN LOSER>
43. cut myself?
Scratched my Skin with a compass till it bled a little. See Question 37....
44. had an STD?
VIRGIN
45. got engaged?
'_'
46. been on a diet?
Nope..
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
Lack of opportunity...
48. rode in a taxi?
yes
49. been to prom?
yes
50. played a drinking game?
Once.
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
Can't remember..
52. been to a concert?
YES! Scorpions, Air Supply, and some other dudes.
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
YES, minor but the front half as totaled.
56. had braces?
no
57. learned another language?
Had Spanish classes in Mid school but never cared for it.
58. killed an animal?
Walking kills ants innit?
59. been at a yard sale?
no
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
no
61. wore make up?
Ummm kinda....
62. talked to someone via webcam?
Not really...
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
My VIRGINITY LOVES ME <3 [23 btw]
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
no
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
How about none...
66. snuck out of the house?
no.
67. bought porn?
YES, if PLAYBOY VIXENS count.
68. had a virus on my computer?
yes
69. had oral sex?
'_'
70. dyed my hair?
no
71. gone skinny dipping?
no
72. graduated from college?
YES
73. wore someone else's clothes?
yes
74. voted in a presidential election?
Prime Minister, yes.
75. rode in an ambulance?
no
76. rode in a helicopter?
no
77. caught the stove on fire?
no
78. got in a verbal fight?
I'm the KIng and Champion.
79. met someone famous?
Kinda, a porn star, Inari Vachs, I was 15, it was my mate's idea.
80. been on vacation?
Define...
82. been on a boat?
yes youtu.be/R7yfISlGLNU
81. been on an airplane?
no.
83. broken something expensive?
Not really..
84. had surgery?
no.
85. kissed someone before you was 14?
*cries and runs away*
86. beat a video game?
I'm too f&^%ing lazy for that shit.
87. found something valuable on the ground?
$100
88. made a survey?
yes.in school but i faked it, i didn't distribute it...bahahahaha
89. stalked someone on a social network?
Define stalk....
90. prank called someone?
Yup, mostly my cuz idea but yes.
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
SERIOUSly? Yup. On a cellphone i think.
91. been to a library outside of school?
yes
93. cut my hair and hated it?
yes LOLOLOLOOL.
94. peed outside?
YEA amma guy...
95. went fishing?
I live 7 minutes drive away from a river and on an island....
96. helped with charity?
yes raffles and donations and stuff.
97. taken a pregnancy test?
no LMFAO
98. been rejected by a crush?
yup TT_TT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>........SUICIDE BITCH
99. been suspended from school?
AMMA goodie 2shoe MOFO
100.broken a mirror?
DOubt..
no
2. bought condoms?
no
3. gotten pregnant?
guy...
4. failed a class?
Once...Inorganic Chemistry...teacher was so vague..jeez
5. kissed a boy?
dad? k , no.
6. kissed a girl?
mom and aunt counts?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
nope.
8. had a job?
Many...
9. slipped on ice?
Almost...
10. missed the school bus?
Few times...
11. left the house without my wallet?
couple times
12. bullied someone on the internet?
Nope but I troll sometimes
13. bought a sex toy?
I'm a guy, I make my own
14. had sex in public?
Virgin
15. played on a sports team?
Not good in a team.
16. smoked weed?
A few times.
17. smoked cigarettes?
Yes, I had a phase
18. smoked a cigar?
Nope.
19. drank alcohol?
yes
20. watched "The Breakfast Club"?
no
22. been underweight?
Maybe
23. had an eating disorder?
iHeck no!
24. been to a wedding?
SERIOUSLY, WTF?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
nope.
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
STAR WARS.
28. been late for work?
Couple times.
29. been late for school?
DUH.
30. kissed in the rain?
nope31. showered with someone else?
nope..
32. failed my drivers test?
FAIL, is failing to bribe the officer.33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
DUnno, doubt.
34. been outside my home country?
Nope....
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
Small country.
36. had lice?
Doubt, maybe a few times.
37. gotten my heart broken?
Wanting to die isn't close enough
38. had a credit card?
not yet.
39. been to a professional sports game?
I DON"T CARE FOR SPORTS.
40. broken a bone?
Nope OVERPROTECTIVE
41. been unhappy about my weight?
Not really.
42. won a trophy?
Amma BORN LOSER>
43. cut myself?
Scratched my Skin with a compass till it bled a little. See Question 37....
44. had an STD?
VIRGIN
45. got engaged?
'_'
46. been on a diet?
Nope..
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
Lack of opportunity...
48. rode in a taxi?
yes
49. been to prom?
yes
50. played a drinking game?
Once.
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
Can't remember..
52. been to a concert?
YES! Scorpions, Air Supply, and some other dudes.
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
YES, minor but the front half as totaled.
56. had braces?
no
57. learned another language?
Had Spanish classes in Mid school but never cared for it.
58. killed an animal?
Walking kills ants innit?
59. been at a yard sale?
no
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
no
61. wore make up?
Ummm kinda....
62. talked to someone via webcam?
Not really...
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
My VIRGINITY LOVES ME <3 [23 btw]
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
no
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
How about none...
66. snuck out of the house?
no.
67. bought porn?
YES, if PLAYBOY VIXENS count.
68. had a virus on my computer?
yes
69. had oral sex?
'_'
70. dyed my hair?
no
71. gone skinny dipping?
no
72. graduated from college?
YES
73. wore someone else's clothes?
yes
74. voted in a presidential election?
Prime Minister, yes.
75. rode in an ambulance?
no
76. rode in a helicopter?
no
77. caught the stove on fire?
no
78. got in a verbal fight?
I'm the KIng and Champion.79. met someone famous?
Kinda, a porn star, Inari Vachs, I was 15, it was my mate's idea.
80. been on vacation?
Define...
82. been on a boat?
yes youtu.be/R7yfISlGLNU
81. been on an airplane?
no.
83. broken something expensive?
Not really..
84. had surgery?
no.
85. kissed someone before you was 14?
*cries and runs away*
86. beat a video game?
I'm too f&^%ing lazy for that shit.
87. found something valuable on the ground?
$100
88. made a survey?
yes.in school but i faked it, i didn't distribute it...bahahahaha
89. stalked someone on a social network?
Define stalk....
90. prank called someone?
Yup, mostly my cuz idea but yes.
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
SERIOUSly? Yup. On a cellphone i think.
91. been to a library outside of school?
yes
93. cut my hair and hated it?
yes LOLOLOLOOL.
94. peed outside?
YEA amma guy...
95. went fishing?
I live 7 minutes drive away from a river and on an island....
96. helped with charity?
yes raffles and donations and stuff.
97. taken a pregnancy test?
no LMFAO
98. been rejected by a crush?
yup TT_TT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>........SUICIDE BITCH
99. been suspended from school?
AMMA goodie 2shoe MOFO
100.broken a mirror?
DOubt..
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Why do you watch me?
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For those who have added/ watched me, I would like to know what is the reason. This way I can work on my strengths. Please be honest, even if you added me out of friendliness I wanna know. I appreciate honesty and constructive criticism.
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